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« Reply #30 on: July 30, 2007, 03:48:22 PM » |
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A: Zzrrbmarng Harmanz bghha Barah Mnmara (roughly translates "Cooking Humans the Barah Way")
Q: Why are there PKers?
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« Reply #31 on: July 30, 2007, 06:18:58 PM » |
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Because the zombies need help.
Why are there no wires?
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« Reply #32 on: July 31, 2007, 01:12:07 PM » |
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A: Survivors were getting tired of picking bits of zeds off of them.
Q: Zombies, evil of misunderstood. (from the survivors perspective)
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« Reply #33 on: August 01, 2007, 05:10:33 AM » |
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A: illiterate!
Q: Why are there so many cinemas but no theatres in Malton?
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Wildcard5
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« Reply #34 on: August 03, 2007, 02:00:15 AM » |
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A: bacause zombified Shakesphere just isn't the same.
Q: Why do zombies attack survivors?
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« Reply #35 on: August 09, 2007, 01:24:09 PM » |
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A: they actually don't really attack them. Zombies want to make friends and making friends for zombies includes exchange of body parts
Q: Is there a central Police Department in Malton?
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« Reply #36 on: August 14, 2007, 08:42:23 AM » |
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A:Yea its the Brarah protection agency.
Q:Needs more crates?
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« Reply #37 on: August 15, 2007, 06:08:48 AM » |
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A: No, these boxes with some tools in them are enough.
Q: Do zombies really grab their ankles when stand up?
p.s. why people here keep misspelling barhah...
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« Reply #38 on: August 20, 2007, 01:43:01 PM » |
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Yea they need to stretch out.
Q:When all the humans are gone can zombies make their own civilization.
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« Reply #39 on: September 11, 2007, 02:11:24 PM » |
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A: Hey, if modern politics can be called "civilized" anything is possible!
Q: Do zombies make good workers?
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« Reply #40 on: September 11, 2007, 03:02:57 PM » |
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No. Banana breaks are frequent.
Q: Free running. Everyone can do it?
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« Reply #41 on: September 25, 2007, 09:44:44 AM » |
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A: Only those who've mastered it, often by applying 20 first aid kits.
Q: Why don't common survivors search ransacked buuildings and ruins?
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« Reply #42 on: November 02, 2007, 12:22:58 AM » |
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A: because all you'd find are underage drinkers, hippies and goths
Q: how do you pronouce BARHAH!?
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« Reply #43 on: February 14, 2008, 01:00:08 PM » |
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time to resurrect this
A: loudly, Right after pronouncing "RAM AN ZMAZH". possible is also quietly "ganna harmanz gah barhah?"
Q: How many zombies are needed to effectively block survivors from barricading?
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« Reply #44 on: March 12, 2010, 06:56:41 AM » |
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A: Five. One to make them run screaming into the other four.
Q: Has "Brnhr." ever been successfully translated?
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